Weaseldrop

Weaseldrop

Welcome to WEASELDROP!

It’s the sport that’s taking the cluster by storm! WEASELDROP! One brave soul, thirty furious mustelids, and just twenty seconds! Could you weather the storm of teeth to become the next McGee? Try if you dare, bet if you don’t, but either way once you’re bitten you can’t turn back!!!!

WEASELDROP NEWS!

New Zhentar authories have pledged their full support in hunting down those
responsible for what’s rapidly becoming known as the ‘drop of shame’, with
contractors scouring the planet in a bid to quickly restore the good name of
Weaseldrop. Live matches will recommence on Friday, and McGee has pledged to
face a 100 WEASEL ONSLAUGHT, with all proceeds to be donated to a charity
chosen by the audience.
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The ruling council has agreed that the comedy segment of friday’s game was
misleading and poorly-targetted. Sources say it was ‘unfortunate’ that
some bookies had not been informed that the segment was a parody, and had
mistakenly taken bets on the faked match. All mistaken bets are being
refunded with a 40% ‘bonus’ to compensate for inconvenience. McGee is on
record as saying that he ‘hopes this misguided stunt doesn’t tarnish the
reputation of Weasel Droppers everywhere’. Games are scheduled to
recommence next week, and all medical and other tests are to be made
publically available to reassure punters.

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